random stuff & why the world is comming to an end.

sorry

2007-12-26T13:23:00.000-08:00

ok i know theres only like 5 people who read this but sorry i havent posted anything lately.
i just dont have that much time.
ill do a post about commercials sometime soon.

directions.

2007-11-27T15:30:00.000-08:00

ok, apparently anything you buy these days have directions to them. i mean really, for example, when youre on an airplane, if you get nuts look at the back. DIRECTIONS: OPEN PACKAGE. got it. EAT PENUTS. hmmm, ok i think i can do that. do you really need to waste all of that ink? uh no you dont. i bought onw of those packages of bic pens a few weeks ago, and i looked at the back and guess what it had. DIRECTIONS! all it said was, OPEN PACKAGE. wait isnt that on every package? GET PEN OUT. oh! so thats what you do with a package of pens! OPEN CAP BY PULLING. oh i needed that. i didnt know you take the cap off! i think these big companies are stupid; telling us how to use pens and stuff. oh yeah, on the pen directions it never even said put to paper and write... i guess to all of these companies, all we are to them are babies still in the fetus.

a followup to chain mail.

2007-11-25T18:49:00.000-08:00

ok so on myspace right now there have been about 10 bullitens [messages that go out to all of your friends on myspace on the bulliten board and everyone sees the subject] that have been going around. guess what they are. CHAIN MAIL!

because u just opened this You will have the BEST LUCK this week.

ur gonna get a gf-bf

ur gonna get an A on all ur tests

ur gonna get 2 new friends

ur gonna fall in love

if you dont repost you will die tonight at 11:52 p.m. !!

BUT u have to repost this bulletin with the name

1."I'M MOVING TO TEXAS"

2."I LIKE HIM"

3."I LIKE SOMEONE
ON MY TOP."

4."GOLD DIGGER."

5."I'M IN LOVE WITH A FRIEND! "

6."WE KISSED! "

7."I NEED A GIRLFRIEND"

8."I'M GAY"

9."I NEED A BOYFRIEND!!"

10. "MY SUICIDE LETTER''

11."I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE!"

12."I'M GOING BACK TO AFRICA"

13."I DYED MY HAIR BLACK!"

14."I LOVE HIM"

15. "I'M MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA"

16."I LOVE SOMEONE ON MY TOP."

17."I BROKE MY ARM :["

18. "I'M CHANGING SCHOOLS!"

19."I BROKE MY ANKLE"

word.
comments?

spam.

2007-11-25T16:04:00.000-08:00

subject: MAKE YOUR PENIS BIGGER! FOR FREE!
from: richard johnson

hmmmmmm... that cant be spam. or is it? chances are, it is. if you open it, it will probably ask for your credit card numbers, your bank account number, social security number, the list goes on. hey, not everyone is so internet smart, so they might go on and open it [bob is our example's name.]. hell, bob are probably thinking, FINALLY, my chance! so, bob opens it and it has an attatchment. they open it and it says that he needs to save a few files on his computer. of course, he does it cause he wants his shlong bigger for free. as he clicks save, he watches file after file get deleted and his computer going nuts. he is just sitting there in shock staring at the screen. his computer shuts down and he knows it is completley fried. he then stands up, looks inside his pants, and started crying.

now that isnt a real story about anyone, but im pretty sure it has happened. see, there is really a moral to this. dont open emails in your bulk or spam file that is from dick richard. ever. unless you hate your computer.

remember, i like comments.

=]

oh yeah, and

2007-11-25T14:19:00.000-08:00

comments and emails [yomamaisallama@gmail.com] are greatly appreciated.

chain mail

2007-11-25T14:02:00.000-08:00

if you dont send this to 10 people in the next ten minutes, tonight at 11:11 you will be killed by a clown standing by your bed.

AGH! chain mail. if you do it, i hate you. being a young kid, its always a treat to get a few new emails in my inbox [but only if its not kind of spam, which ill talk about later today]. its one of the worst things ever to get a huge chain letter in your inbox. i mean really, 3/4 of the whole email is all of the names that have recieved that letter so that involves about five minutes of scrolling. when youre in the middle of that hoping to get a good email, you start to wonder, oh crap i think i just wasted 5 minutes of my life thinking this was something interesting, but i guess ill just keep on going. face it: everyone hhas done that... even if you know its chain mail. so you finally get to the chain mail part and youre just so pissed off that you wasted all of that time, but yet you read it anyways. most chain mail doesnt even have a body, all it says is you will have 10 years of bad luck or something like that.

now most everyone should agree with that, correct? but yet everyone still reposts it. you know you do. =]

stay in school,
jefffff.

howdy

2007-11-25T13:50:00.001-08:00

ok yo people. is youre going to really read my blog, you should read this. my name is jeff. i like to pick things apart like stupid commercials and just pretty much elaborate on stuff that isnt really normal... some blogs of mine will be really short, or some really long. if you get offended fairly easliy, dont read this. i might post 436872364783673246 blogs on one day, and none for a week. so im out for now, i might post something later.

stay in school,
jeffff